Funny online dating horror stories


06-Feb-2020 14:54

I don't inquire as to how much, precisely.-I try to be supportive because this doesn't seem like the kind of thing you just go around telling everybody, and more or less keep my mouth shut.

God I want to try cocaine.-Sleep for her, another hour of being stiff as a board and scared before I pass out.-Her mother knocks and I, all 6'5 220lbs of me, attempts to hide under the blankets.

Hey, this is nice, I love cuddling, she is comfy, and she's not talking, this is good.am-Out of silence, she whispers, "I see demons"-"Yours are yellow" and 12 seconds-I shit myself-I learn that my demons are angry and she is scared of them (don't worry, I am too).

She tells me that she has been exorcised on two occasions and it's helped a lot.

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Haven't gotten laid in a long time, "yes".-She is literally crying, with tears down her cheeks, because I could not find the "stolen" bracelet behind, under, in her dresser/vanity/bathroom/bed/closet/night stands/carpet.

I sat on the couch and she yelled at her cats who were literally just laying there doing nothing.



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